Going for a run

One o’clock in the afternoon. I’m heading home from the office. I’m working part time at a local company. It’s a great set-up for me. It’s right in my town, a mile from home, and the organization’s mission is right up my alley. It’s a domestic violence and sexual assault non-profit. We advocate against… we shelter from…

Well, I don’t. I account. Possibly I’ll fund-raise. Hopefully I’ll write. I’m not even an employee—I’m not on the payroll, I’m a contract employee. I like to call myself a consultant. It sounds bad ass… workplace-bad ass. I’m going to put it on my resume. Consultant – July 2017 to present. Employers are going to be begging me to come work for them.

I got this job fifteen minutes after I left my old job. I went from the meeting where they told me to turn in my keys, and don’t worry about working my final two weeks of work, and headed straight into an interview. I met with the CEO and her second in command—two good-natured women several years younger than me. I was unemployed for about four days.

That meeting with my old employer: In addition to taking my keys, they gave me a sealed manila folder containing “something we think you’ll like.” It was a non-disparagement agreement. They offered me two months of medical benefits if I’d agree to never bad-mouth the organization. I had no intention of disparaging them, but the agreement was so restrictive that this paragraph alone violates the terms of the contract. I could be sued. I opted not to sign.

So, while I’ve got a cool title and a relaxed work schedule, what I don’t have is employer paid benefits. I’m paying out the nose for mine. I need full employment soon. But in the meantime, I’m off at one o’clock to go for a run.

When I walk in the house, I’m surprised by an unexpected rush of activity. Sophie and Eli are arguing at the kitchen table, eating a Domino’s pizza. Really, they’re eating two pizzas. Domino’s has this ridiculous deal where one medium pizza costs $12.50 and two mediums cost $14.00—so, we always buy two. It’s a happy coincidence that my kids prefer completely different pizzas. They would fight about toppings if we bought only one, so the forced extra purchase works out well for keeping the peace (to a degree). While they eat and argue, Susan bustles about the house knocking out some chores.

I forgot today was a half-day at school. And I expected Susan to be giving a massage. I was counting on an empty house. Suddenly, my plan to go running seems selfish. Maybe I should have some family time instead. I voice this concern to Susan, and she insists that I go for the run. Everyone will still be around when I return.

And this is when I realize just how long it takes me to get out for a run.

Have I eaten enough? Do I need to use the bathroom? Where are my gloves? My compression socks? My watch? That long sleeved wicking-shirt I’ve owned for twenty-three years? My favorite ball-cap? Collecting my crap takes fifteen minutes. Because I only have one of everything, getting ready for a run usually includes digging through laundry. Dirty laundry on the basement floor and clean laundry in baskets waiting to be folded.

Next up are my high-maintenance muscles. My legs need a lot of TLC. I’ve already mentioned the compression socks. These are knee-high socks that “compress” a runner’s calves. They’re ridiculously tight. So tight, it takes twice as long to squeeze into them than it does to put on and tie my shoes.  According to the running magazines and the marketing materials, compression socks are supposed to increase circulation and reduce injury. I can’t speak to all of this. For me, they keep my calves from knotting up. This happens occasionally on a run, and when it does, I’m walking home.

Daily, I’m supposed to foam-roll my legs. A foam-roller is a cylinder made of a stiff, springy material that runners use to massage their muscles. You actually lie down on top of the cylinder, full body-weight, and roll the thing up and down your leg. I need to roll my thighs, my hamstrings and my calves. If I did this every morning instead of sitting at the kitchen table reading the same news from three different websites, I’d always be ready to go. Because I only think about foam rolling as I’m getting dressed for a run, this becomes an extra fifteen minutes I need to tack on to my prep time.

Today, all these little routines seemed to take forever. From the time I said “I’m going for a run” until the time I actually left the house, more than forty minutes passed. Periodically, I hear a “you’re still here?” from one of my family members.

The last thing I need to do is put on my running shoes. I know where to find these, they pretty much live on my front porch. I do all my running on the horse trails of the Gettysburg Battlefield. If it’s rained at all over the past two weeks, I’m running through puddles. And unfortunately, these aren’t mud-puddles. Decades of horse tours have left the paths covered with a generous layer of dried poop.

One dry August day a few years ago, I ran past a young family on hanging out on the trail. The mom and dad watched with uncontained pride as their toddler-aged daughter made a small castle with a mound of loose dust. As much as I thought I should, I couldn’t bring myself to warn them that the girl wasn’t playing in dirt.

After each run, I return home and kick my shoes off on the porch. They’re usually soaked with muddy poop. My plan is that once they dry, I’ll take a plastic brush—the kind you use for washing your car tires and hubcaps with soapy water on a warm summer day—and brush my shoes clean. Then I can bring them inside. I always forget and leave my shoes on the porch until the next run. In the summer, this is fine, but on a day like today, mid-forties, I put my shoes on and my feet are instantly freezing. They stay cold throughout my run, and as if that isn’t enough foot torture, when I finish, I immediately ice the soles of my feet for twenty-five minutes because I’ve got Plantar Fasciitis.

With my dressing ritual, my foam-rolling, my drive to and from the trail head, and my post-run icing, I’ve killed a full two hours on a four-mile run.

There was a time, a couple of years ago, when I ran once a week. I’d head out for a two or three-hour run every Saturday morning. I moved away from this because I thought I used up too much of the weekend running. I always figured it would be better to take three or four shorter runs each week—less of a time commitment, less of a distraction from my family. Now I’m starting to understand that my old method was way more efficient. With all of my extra pre- and post-run primping, it seems like I’m wasting up to eight hours a week on running. I was wasting half the time when I ran it all at once.

14 thoughts on “Going for a run

  1. I’ve never used those compression socks, but I do have a “compression sleeve” I use sometimes when my MCL is sore from too much gym work. I like the warmth, and my PT told me the compression helps keep the inflammation down.

    I dearly wish I could run again. I love your details about getting ready, even the cleaning of the shoes with a brush. Good essay, Mr. Jeff.

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    • “Good essay,” Oh how I long for feedback like that. It’s almost non-existent. Thanks Brian. I was actually considering compression sleeves to wear over my socks. I’ll need to look into whether that’s allowed. The socks make a world of difference, but I’d still like to get more benefit.

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    • I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels that way. I used to make such a big deal out of getting out of the house for my long saturday runs. Now I don’t seem to be able to just pop out for a run any more. It always has to be a big deal.

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  2. lots of info here. What’s working –You are! I’d been wondering. And I can see why full-time with bennies is desirable.
    For me, I’ve gotten sort of compulsive around gear organization. With 4 sports (triathlon plus skating) it sort of needs to go that way if I am not to end up a gibbering mess on the floor. Stuff gets hung on certain hooks in the closet until it MUST BE WASHED. Saves the digging for whatever. More often than not, it works pretty well. And of course, there are still plenty of fails, most of which fall into being at the pool, and realizing getting dress that a useful item of work apparel didn’t make it into the bag–usually either socks or underwear. Annoying, but as I live close to the pool, I can usually manage. Have a good run!

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  3. My wife, a consultant in big pharma has moved from company to company and project to project the last couple of years. It’s forced us into 5 different health care policies (actually 4, one company we used twice). Since I was always a contractor as well it became very difficult to go on this way. A couple of weeks ago I took a new job that gives us all the benefits we need. Hopefully life gets simpler.
    I’ve also used the compression socks in the past but like you said, extremely tight and I’m not really sure I’ve gotten any benefit from them. Might try sleeves, see if that helps.
    Liked your story about running the trails at Gettysburg, and no I wouldn’t have told them either. Was on a camping trip in Canada and we had to do a lot of portage’s between lakes, up there it’s called moose muck, and it’s almost impossible to avoid not stepping or sometimes slipping on it. Especially when you’re carrying a canoe or a 70lb. pack.
    Really enjoyed your post.

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    • Thanks for your positive feedback, it’s always great to hear an “I like that” comment. Lots of commonalities between us. I’m hoping I can nail down a FT job soon (primarily for the benefits). This experience is teaching me that if medical insurance wasn’t a factor, I’d have all sorts of cool options.

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  4. My running days are over. Will be 70 in February, but love the gym 7 days a week, boxing, kick boxing, lifting, circuit training, and Zumba. Just to name some of the fun things I do. Also love walking in the water’s edge at my favorite beach.

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